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Summary:

Chris has a neck thing. Darren has a think for Chris and his neck thing. They come to an agreement and sex is had.


Categories: First Time, Humor
Characters: Chris Colfer, Darren Criss
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 18992 Read Count: 6197
[Report This] Published: September 19, 2011 Updated: September 19, 2011
Reviewer: ChrisCalledMeSweetie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: February 10, 2013 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

LOVED IT!!!  The first half was hysterically funny, and the second half was unbelievably hot - the perfect combination.

Summary:

formerly crossed paths

Chris is 17 and Darren is 20, the year is 2007, our boys meet by chance in san francisco and they fall in love - duh-  this is cute and fluffy basically, with just a teensy bit of drama because darren's discovering his sexuality and they're having separation anxiety.

wow that description really blows... sorry

 


Categories: Cotton Candy Fluff, First Time, Friendship, Humor, Multi-Chapter, Romance
Characters: Chris Colfer, Chris Colfer Family Member, Darren Criss, Darren Criss Family Member
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 29466 Read Count: 27442
[Report This] Published: August 22, 2012 Updated: December 04, 2012
Reviewer: ChrisCalledMeSweetie Signed
Date: November 12, 2012 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

Oh, great - now I've got Scrambled Eggs to the tune of Yesterday stuck in my head :-)  I'm loving the story, though.



Author's Response:

muahahahahahahahah!    thanks :)  chris called me sweetie too!

Summary:

Chris has spent his long life trapped inside the marble-walled city, held captive by satin-edged restrictions and expectations, until the day he stumbles across a wild and untamed man who teaches him how to listen to the call of his blood.


Categories: Romance, Drama, Supernatural
Characters: Chris Colfer, Curt Mega, Darren Criss, Grant Gustin, Riker Lynch
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13828 Read Count: 367
[Report This] Published: March 16, 2013 Updated: March 16, 2013
Reviewer: ChrisCalledMeSweetie Signed
Date: March 17, 2013 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That was lovely.

Summary:

Inspired by Darren's cover of Against All Odds for upcoming Guilty Pleasures episode.

 


Categories: Angst, Established Relationship, Romance, Songfics
Characters: Chris Colfer, Darren Criss
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2349 Read Count: 1133
[Report This] Published: March 21, 2013 Updated: March 21, 2013
Reviewer: ChrisCalledMeSweetie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: March 21, 2013 Title: Chapter 1: Against All Odds

I'm not a fan of angst, but this is really well written.  :)



Author's Response:

Thank you so much! I'm really glad you gave it a chance. I'm not a big fan of angst myself; it just hurts too much. I need to see them happy. Future stories from me will be much fluffier than this! :) 

Summary:

*Based off the novel The Lover's Dictionary by David Levithan* Love cannot be defined by such a small, simple word. Love is thousands of words, each one with their own story. And such is the case with Darren and Chris' tale in their fight for freedom and love, but most importantly, the things in between. But will they ever get their happy ending? Or will their story go uncompleted?


Categories: Angst, Established Relationship, Multi-Chapter, Romance
Characters: Chris Colfer, Darren Criss
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1981 Read Count: 399
[Report This] Published: April 05, 2013 Updated: April 05, 2013
Reviewer: ChrisCalledMeSweetie Signed
Date: April 07, 2013 Title: Chapter 1: A is For

I hope you make it through the entire alphabet, because I LOVE words.  :)

Summary:

Chris and Heather head out to watch The Very Potter Musical where a small curly crazy man bumps into Heather. The show is soon over but the night has just started. :)


Categories: Cotton Candy Fluff, General, Humor, Multi-Chapter, Romance, SLUTTY TEQUILA
Characters: Chris Colfer, Darren Criss, Heather Morris, Starkids
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3332 Read Count: 1874
[Report This] Published: April 17, 2013 Updated: April 26, 2013
Reviewer: ChrisCalledMeSweetie Signed
Date: April 17, 2013 Title: Chapter 1: Part 1

If I was an artist like you, I'd draw you a picture to go with this story.  :)



Author's Response:

Planning on it. Thank you :D

Summary:

 

When Chris Colfer hands his friend Darren Criss a copy of his book, they have no idea they`re about to enter a land beyond all imagining: the Land of Stories, where fairy tales are real.

Follow the friends` unexpected journey through the magical land.

 


Categories: Action/Adventure, Cotton Candy Fluff, Crossover, Friendship, Humor
Characters: Chris Colfer, Darren Criss
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6923 Read Count: 2485
[Report This] Published: April 30, 2013 Updated: August 07, 2013
Reviewer: ChrisCalledMeSweetie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: May 01, 2013 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

I love the premise of this story.  The Land of Stories was amazing, and I can't wait to see what will happen when Chris and Darren enter that magical world.  I hope you update soon!  :)

The Llama Proposal by lynn76 Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

What would make for an unforgettable proposal?  This is Darren's plan.


Categories: Romance, Established Relationship
Characters: Chris Colfer, Darren Criss
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4268 Read Count: 734
[Report This] Published: May 02, 2013 Updated: May 02, 2013
Reviewer: ChrisCalledMeSweetie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: May 03, 2013 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That was the sweetest thing ever! Absolutely flawless.  :D

Summary:

Darren and Chris met on the set of Glee. They had both seen a little of each others work but had never met in person before.  

Stepping "behind the scenes" to see what they really thought of each other...

This fic starts a little slow, but it's ticking along quite nicely now :)


Categories: First Time, Friendship, Multi-Chapter, Romance
Characters: Chris Colfer, Darren Criss
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 55467 Read Count: 15954
[Report This] Published: October 14, 2013 Updated: December 21, 2014
Reviewer: ChrisCalledMeSweetie Signed
Date: January 12, 2014 Title: Chapter 5: No substitute for coffee

I was going to wait until I got to the end to write a review, but I just had to interrupt my reading to tell you that I love the way you're writing Chris as a crazy cat lady.  :)



Author's Response:

Wow! When you review, you review!!! :D Thanks SO much! I'm totally replying to all our reviews...hold that thought....oh, and in my head (and I think in reality) Chris IS a crazy cat lady...:D

Reviewer: ChrisCalledMeSweetie Signed
Date: January 12, 2014 Title: Chapter 7: Movie Night

LOL over Darren's six-pack.  Also, when he says "You didn't text me back," I can totally hear him using Joe Walker's 'Umbridge' voice.  ;D



Author's Response:

And again! You're actually reading it! :D Believe it or not, the "You didn't text me back" in my head was Darrens pouty voice, but now all I can hear is Umbridge and I love that way more! Thanks so much for your kind words!!

Reviewer: ChrisCalledMeSweetie Signed
Date: January 12, 2014 Title: Chapter 8: Baby, it's cold outside

LOL over Darren's gratuitous use of the Serenity Prayer...



Author's Response:

!!! You're picking up on the stuff I didn't think people would pick up and I'm SO HAPPY that i's not going unoticed! When I wrote that, I was laughing like a child...so glad you appreciate it!

Reviewer: ChrisCalledMeSweetie Signed
Date: January 12, 2014 Title: Chapter 10: Falling in love in a coffee shop

Oooh... After that chapter, I may just need to go watch a Disney movie about cold showers...  ;)



Author's Response:

Yeah...sorry about that...:D (NOT REALLY)

Reviewer: ChrisCalledMeSweetie Signed
Date: January 12, 2014 Title: Chapter 16: Crisscolfer is so on

Hey there.  I just posted another chapter of my story for you - now it's your turn to post another chapter of this one for me.  :)



Author's Response:

No pressure, right...!:D Thanks again, so mcuh for your amazing reviews! Heading over to read yours now, and will *hopefully* have a new chapter up for you soon-I don't like to rush these things, and work is crazy, but soon, I promise!!



Author's Response:

No pressure, right...!:D Thanks again, so mcuh for your amazing reviews! Heading over to read yours now, and will *hopefully* have a new chapter up for you soon-I don't like to rush these things, and work is crazy, but soon, I promise!!

Reviewer: ChrisCalledMeSweetie Signed
Date: January 14, 2014 Title: Chapter 17: Animal Part 1

Thanks for breaking this into a two-parter, so we can have our cake and eat it later, too.  :)



Author's Response:

We aim to please! Part two is nearly complete and if I wasn't falling asleep at my screen it would be up now....but good things come to those who wait, so hopefully tomorrow! The plan was to work on this today and post this evening, but mother nature had other ideas and keeps throwing bloody earthquakes at me....but I'm getting there! :)

Reviewer: ChrisCalledMeSweetie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: January 22, 2014 Title: Chapter 18: Animal Part 2

Oh, I just love the "You matter, Kurt" scene.  I'm so glad you worked it in here.  :)



Author's Response:

:) It's by far one of my most favourite scenes. I've been waiting to write this since about chapter 3!! As my most frequent reviewer-if you have any ideas on things you would like to see, please just let me know!! I'm always looking for fodder! :D

Reviewer: ChrisCalledMeSweetie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: February 11, 2014 Title: Chapter 19: Upside Down

Okay, so I've got to respond to your Author's Notes before I respond to this chapter.  Firstly, you should be more than just "kinda" proud of it, and it was definitely worth the wait.  Secondly, it's not weird at all that reviews make you write faster.  They do the same for me.  So I guess I'm being self-serving in writing this one, in the hopes that we'll get another chapter out of you soon.  :)

Now, to the chapter.  I'm feeling a bit smug about the fact that I knew from the start that he was talking to Brian at the beginning.  Gotta love Brian.  

I found the scene with the paparazzi to be stressful to read.  I wish I could say it was unrealistic, but unfortunately I've seen some videos of both Chris and Darren (individually) that made me want to smack the people who shot them.

I thought you did a good job with the love scene.  In my experience, the best sex always ends in laughter.  ;D

 



Author's Response:

Eep :) Is it wrong that I get excited to see you have reviewed? I guess I respect you so much as an author that your opinions mean HEAPS to me! 

I figured people might guess it was Brian at the beginning-I was running out of ways to describe who he was talking to without saying "person"! Plus, you know I love a bit of crazy-cat-lady-Colfer :)

The pap scene was actually quite stressful to write. I wanted something that would make Chris need to leave, without it neccesarily being  Darrens fault, y'know? And the idea came to me at work (as you can tell, I use a lot of techniques to stop me actually working...!) and I thought about it for ages before writing it. 

The love scene was harder to write than I thought. I had these amazing filthy ideas in my head, but wanted it to be more simple than that-a more realistic representation of their first time, y'know? Ok, I've just realised I'm babbling...forgive me? :D

Thanks again so much for your constant reviews-they keep me going!!!!

Reviewer: ChrisCalledMeSweetie Signed
Date: March 18, 2014 Title: Chapter 20: Original Song

Yay!  You finally updated!  :D

I'm glad you were able to pull yourself away from your primary responsibility as my faithful reviewer for a little while in order to work on your own story.  Although I do expect you to be back on the job as soon as my next chapter is up.  ;D

I loved the way you worked in all of the BTS stuff, especially Chris's original song, which was brilliant.  I was kind of hoping, though, that we'd get a rundown of all 16 or 18 times they had to kiss.  You know, for all of the different angles.  ("I don't know why they're down there...")  But I guess that would have added another 5,000 words to this chapter, which might have delayed your update even more, so I'll settle for what we got.  ;)

Favorite cheesy Darren line - "When the trailer's rocking, don't come knocking."

Favorite image - Darren as cookie monster.  Here's how I picture him:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBSMdDWljj4

Great chapter!  :D

 



Author's Response:

Oh my fucking god.  Can we just take a moment over the video link you just sent me?! I'm actually dead. Halloween next this year, I want to see Darren dressed as the cookie monster. And Chris as the cookie. THIS HAS TO HAPPEN.

Ha-I though about the 18 takes, then thought the same as you did...it took bloody long enough to get this out! :D

And yessir, ok sir. I'll get back to reviewing...;)

Thanks for the review, and again for the video.  The imagery made my year! :D

 

 

Reviewer: ChrisCalledMeSweetie Signed
Date: September 02, 2014 Title: Chapter 1: You've Got Mail

I've decided to re-read this story in preparation for a promised update, since it's been so long since you've posted a new chapter that I can barely remember what it's about.  ;D  

And I realized that there are some early chapters that I never reviewed, so I'd better rectify that now.  :D



Author's Response: Squeak! New reviews, and from my favorite reviewer!! ;-) I can't wait to throw the next chapter at you...hopefully tomorrow!

Reviewer: ChrisCalledMeSweetie Signed
Date: September 02, 2014 Title: Chapter 2: A day in the life

Favorite line: "Darren Criss.  Nice to meet you in person.  You know, rather than on the TV or internet. Not that I watch you on the internet. Dammit. Man, I'm sorry, I babble when I'm nervous...you'll get used to it".  'Cause, you know, that's exactly how I'd sound if I met Darren.  ;)



Author's Response: Right there with you!!! I'd be a babbling mess :-D

Reviewer: ChrisCalledMeSweetie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 02, 2014 Title: Chapter 3: Rehearsal Take One

Well, of course you should go on.  And on, and on, and on...  :D

BTW, I just realized that I forgot to rate the first two chapters (and probably lots of other chapters I've already reviewed, as well).  That must be because they don't go by numbers.  They get heiroghlyphics.  ;)



Author's Response: Ermigaaad. Best review ever. I'm gonna try and work some interviews in so you might just see that line again... :-)

Reviewer: ChrisCalledMeSweetie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 02, 2014 Title: Chapter 4: Rehearsal Take Two

"Just don't spend too much time online, k? It can drive a boy crazy".  Or a girl.  You're a wise young man, Chirs Colfer...



Author's Response:

But having NO internet can send a GIRL crazy!! :D  Guess who's back? ;)

Reviewer: ChrisCalledMeSweetie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 02, 2014 Title: Chapter 6: Ain't that mister mister...

I love the image of Darren singing in the shower as he wonders whether Chris is doing the same...  ;)



Author's Response:

So do I weirdly enough ... ;)

Reviewer: ChrisCalledMeSweetie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 02, 2014 Title: Chapter 9: When I get you alone

"I'm so in love with The Warblers, but really? Putting your finger in your ear makes you sound like a computer generated noise? NO ONE is buying that..."  Oh, Darren, if you think that was bad, just wait until they make you sing "Hungry Like the Wolf"...  ;)



Author's Response:

Ha! He had NO idea what was coming! Although, the Anderbros can do no wrong in my eyes..:)

Reviewer: ChrisCalledMeSweetie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 03, 2014 Title: Chapter 11: Modern Technology Has It's Perks

So much for taking things slowly...  ;)



Author's Response:

But it was TOTALLY an accident...;)

Reviewer: ChrisCalledMeSweetie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 03, 2014 Title: Chapter 12: Little talks

Darren meeting Brian - priceless.  :D



Author's Response:

Well, Brian is such a major character in this fic...and in the new chapter, which I am posting in about 5 mins...eep!

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