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Hey :) I'm 27 and live in New Zealand, although I'm originally from England. I have been obsessed with Glee since day dot, and obsessed with Darren and Chris since Teenage Dream. I had no idea who Darren Criss was when he first popped onto my screen, but have since watch all the potter musicals...even though I have never watched or read Harry Potter. Go figure.


I've written for years, but never publicly, and I actually only joined to add reviews for other authors stories....but then I bit the bullet and decided to give it a go myself. So that's me :)

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When Darren needs help at 3 AM, there's just one person he wants to call: Chris. And thanks to some pretty potent painkillers, he may just end up divulging a little too much about his growing crush on his best friend and co-worker. CrissColfer hurt/comfort, angst, humor, and bucketloads of fluff.

Categories: Angst, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Multi-Chapter, Romance
Characters: Chris Colfer, Darren Criss
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 32032 Read Count: 22891
[Report This] Published: June 15, 2012 Updated: October 10, 2012
Reviewer: crisssquared Signed
Date: January 23, 2014 Title: Chapter 2: Of Morphine and Mulan

Too cute :)

Reviewer: crisssquared Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: January 23, 2014 Title: Chapter 5: Of Cuddling and Confessions

It's currently 1am and I have work in like 5 hours....but I started reading and I couldn't stop! Beautiful fic-you have a real way with words :) Will be checking out your other work too!!


Late at night Chris steps out of the shower to answer a phone call from Darren. This is just shameless porn, with phonesex, BJ's, wallsex, dirty talk, barebacking and top!Darren.

Categories: PWP
Characters: Chris Colfer, Darren Criss
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2517 Read Count: 2696
[Report This] Published: July 11, 2012 Updated: July 11, 2012
Reviewer: crisssquared Signed
Date: October 16, 2013 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

wow. that is all :)


A fantasy in which you catch Chris Colfer’s attention, you and Chris hatch a plan, Darren falls into your trap, the three of you come together, and it’s all good.

Categories: Cotton Candy Fluff, First Time, Friendship, Humor, Multi-Chapter, Romance
Characters: Chris Colfer, Darren Criss
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4372 Read Count: 2945
[Report This] Published: November 04, 2012 Updated: November 04, 2012
Reviewer: crisssquared Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: February 05, 2014 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: In Which You All Come Together

JESUS. Are you actually trying to kill me? Well, if not that, you definitely want to get me fired. I decided to read this on my lunch break at work. Stupid stupid stupid. Fucking amazing. Gold stars. Millions of them. Ok. I'm stopping now :) :) 

Author's Response:

LOL!  Please tell me you did NOT really read this at work.  Although, now that I think about it, maybe it's good if you did read this at work... because if I do manage to get you fired, you'll have more time to write fanfiction.  ;D

Thanks for the gold stars.  They made my day.  :D

Reviewer: crisssquared Signed
Date: February 07, 2014 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: In Which You Catch Chris Colfer's Attention

I did indeed read this at work. On my lunch break, on my phone. In an office full of staff and clients... apparently, I'm not the smartest cookie... :D Totally worth it though, I loved it! (although had to splash my face with cold water before I went back to me desk...)

And getting fired WOULD mean I can write more, which is not a bad thing, however it would also probably find me homeless and there's no power points for my laptop on the streets... You'll be happy to know that the next chapter of NJAMM is on it's way sooooon :) That is, if you stop writing so I don't get distracted... :D

Author's Response:

Okay, you're cracking me up.  Again.  But I really don't want you to end up homeless, so from now on I'll make sure to tag my recommendations as NSFW if they're rated M.  Just in case the "contains explicit adult/sexual themes" warning that automatically pops up doesn't clue you in...  ;)

And hooray for a new chapter to be coming soon!!!  :D

When the Time Comes by djchika Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 65]

Living in a small town sucks. Living in a small town desperately trying to get out with your heart in one piece is a nightmare. 

Categories: Multi-Chapter, Romance, UST
Characters: Ashley Fink, Chris Colfer, Darren Criss, Darren Criss Family Member
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 45322 Read Count: 18398
[Report This] Published: November 24, 2012 Updated: September 14, 2014
Reviewer: crisssquared Signed
Date: October 13, 2013 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

I need this story in my life! :) Please update :)

Reviewer: crisssquared Signed
Date: October 27, 2013 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11

Please keep writing-I'm hooked :)

Summary: Past Featured Story

Darren and Chris met as kids at camp. Now they’re back as riding instructors. A lot can change in ten years, but some things never do…

Categories: Angst, Cotton Candy Fluff, First Time, Friendship, Humor, KidFic, Multi-Chapter, Romance
Characters: Chris Colfer, Darren Criss
Series: White Knight
Chapters: 42 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 54938 Read Count: 50759
[Report This] Published: January 26, 2013 Updated: March 22, 2015
Reviewer: crisssquared Signed
Date: March 07, 2014 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Ride 'Em Cowboy Ranch Camp

So work has finally calmed down (a little!) and given me the chance to a teeny bit of free time to re-read this beauty :) I love how even young Darren is still so, well, *Darren*. And how he immediately puts Chris at ease. I'm gonna have so much fun reading this again-it's been so damn long! I can't wait to drift off into happy camp land (pun not really intended, but I'll run with it...) -as long as there are no goats, right?

Oh, and Beatrix Potter. OBVIOUSLY. ;)

Author's Response:

Yay!  You're really doing it.  :D  You're making me want to re-read, too.  'Cause this story really is my happy place.  But I think I'd better hold off until the other one is finished.

And, yes, OBVIOUSLY, you're a girl after my own heart.  <3

Reviewer: crisssquared Signed
Date: March 07, 2014 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 - "I can't wait for next summer!"

Gah! We gotta get back to horse camp!!! HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT FIRST TIME ROUND?!

And I don't think I noticed the significance of Max either...which is making me wonder how bloody long ago I read this?!  I just remember feeling that I wished little Chris had had a little Darren of his own to look after him, and I'm still feeling exactly that this time round :)

Author's Response:

Oh, I'm so glad you picked up on the AVPM reference.  I don't think anyone else commented on that, which I find surprising.

And you noticed Max, too.  I felt a little bad using him that way, since in real life I think he's probably a really cool guy.  But I figured that at 12 years old a lot of boys are homophobic, and they need someone to talk some sense into them.  (Or smack them upside the head...).  ;)

Thanks for the review.  :D

Reviewer: crisssquared Signed
Date: March 07, 2014 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 - Their Own Private Little Space

meep. Little Darren and little Chris reading and snuggling in pyjamas. Too. Damn. Cute. I love fluffy fillers :)

I'm going to make myself a mocha and grab my blankcho (yeah, I made that up. It's an awesome hippy poncho/blanket thing with a hood that my sister got me from Camden in London and posted to me. It's friggin awesome.  I guess you could also call it a ponchket? Bloncho? meh...)and curl up in my chair and keep reading. And age about 20 years in the process apparently :)


Author's Response:

Okay, now I want to see little Chris and little Darren curled up together in a blankcho.  Or a ponchket, or a bloncho...  Whatever you call it, wouldn't they be adorable trying to wear one together?  :D

Reviewer: crisssquared Signed
Date: March 07, 2014 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 - "I'm afraid I'm losing you"

"It's not silly" *sobs* I'm seeing so many more references in this story this time round and I'm in love with absolutely ALL of them.

The angst made me a little bit sad, but I know how close the boys are and how Darren is just a ball of puppy that wants to love everyone.  And he saw straight through Chris feeling a teeny tiny bit of resentment toward his life at home.  You'd think I'd be used to it by now, but I still can't get over how amazing your writing is and how you paint the picture so well :)

Author's Response:

Oh, thank you so much!  (I'm all blushy now from the ego-stroking.)  ;D

And I just love how you're picking up on all of the references that seemed to go over everyone else's heads.  (Or they just didn't bother mentioning them in reviews, which is equally likely, and for which I'm equally grateful to you.)  :D

Reviewer: crisssquared Signed
Date: March 07, 2014 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5- "Were you going to kiss me?"

I remember hating the wasps for knocking Darren out, but then wierdly loving them for the story progression. I *wish* I had even an ounce of your imagination for story telling. I get so sucked in and find it so hard to stop reading once I start! I guess that's why I love your regular updates of TLOS- it avoids the situation I'm in now..10.30pm on a work night, wrapped in a bloncho (I decided that was my favourite) falling deeper and deeper into a Crisscolfer dreamland and unable to stop reading. Not even close to being a bad thing :)

Author's Response:

Oh, I'm so pleased to be able to suck you in.  That's something that happens to me with stories, and I've gotten myself into a bit of a catch-22 with multi-chapter fanfiction reading.  'Cause on the one hand, I don't often like reading works in progress, since I go crazy waiting for the updates.  (Hint, hint...)  But on the other hand, if I wait until something is finished, then I want to read the whole thing in one sitting, which can interfere with little things like eating, and sleeping, and...  Sigh.  But I guess if that's the worst thing I have to complain about, I've got a pretty damn good life.  :D 

Reviewer: crisssquared Signed
Date: March 07, 2014 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 - Less Frequent and More Superficial

Is it really wrong that Chris receiving that letter reminds me a little of Brokeback Mountain?! Should I have kept that to myself?!

I've got spotify on in the background, on my reading/writing playlist, and Darren just started singing "Part of your world" at me. Guess that's the slow Disney song sorted....:D

Bring on chapter 7! 

Author's Response:

Would you be shocked if I admitted that I've never seen Brokeback Mountain?  I was afraid it would be too heartbreaking.  You can probably tell from my stories that I like things pretty light and fluffy and angst-free.  

Darren doing Part of Your World is one of my favorite things.  To the point where it shows up later in this story, it's about to show up in my TLOS story, and I taught myself how to play it on guitar.  So imagining you wrapped up in your bloncho, listening to that and reading this, is making me smile.  :D

Reviewer: crisssquared Signed
Date: March 07, 2014 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7 - "I've missed you"

Yay reunions :) I love how Chris is all shy but then realises he's an idiot, cos, y'know, it's Darren. And the nickname "puppy chow" is horrible but adorable at the same time, cos you know they didn't really mean it-it's kind of endearing :)

And Chris hasn't been hugged in 6 years.  That makes me sad :( BUT I'd imagine Darren hugs would probably be worth the six year wait and that makes me happier :)

So, as much as I hate to, I'm gonna have to call it a night. My boss was amazing enough to give me a teeny lie in tomorrow so hopefully I'll be refreshed enough to keep reading tomorrow night :) And if I remember correctly, I'm probably still "safe" to sneak a couple chapters in on my lunch break. Plus I gotta give you time to reply to my ramblings...;)

I reckon tonight efforts have earnt me at LEAST the back paws of a guinea pig and the hay on the floor of it's mansion. I feel I have earned that much :)

Author's Response:

OMG - how can you say that the nickname "Puppy Chow" is horrible, and then turn around and suggest that I send you PART of a guinea pig?!!!  What is WRONG with you?!!!  ;P  The guinea pig (whom I've named Ginny, BTW) will be flying to you intact, or not at all.  But as a reward for your lovely reviews of the first seven chapters, you'll be receiving the little daisy crown she's wearing in the photo I sent you, along with a set of four glass slippers for her tiny little paws.  (Which are all still attached to her, thank you very much, so you'll just have to wait for her to try the slippers on.)  Oh, and you already earned the mansion by your correct TLOS guesses, so just make sure to have Lucinda and Jane keep it ship-shape, so Ginny can move right in as soon as you finish reviewing the rest of this story.  ;D

And don't be too sad for Chris.  He's been getting plenty of hugs from his parents and Hannah all along, just no hugs from BOYS.  And yes, Darren's hugs are worth the wait.  :D 

Reviewer: crisssquared Signed
Date: March 08, 2014 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8 - "I won't bite."

I frikkin love your review comments-they made a pretty surreal (and not in a good way....being a travel agent sucks sometimes :( ) day way nicer :) And nonononoo! I didn't mean you had to send me dismembered Ginny!!! I meant I was part way to earning the whole thing! Daisy chains AND glass slippers intact!!!!! Poor poor Ginny :( Tell her I didn't mean it like that, k?  And you need to watch Brokeback. Just skip the last couple chapters so it has a happy ending. Like Moulin Rouge :) Have you seen Darren doing POYW at Joes Pub? Tis my favourite :) I've decided you need a Tumblr so I don't have to randomly rant to you here :D And you need to find someone who can draw to commission a pic of D and C in a bloncho. I NEED IT. And I feel sorry for anyone who didn't get your Beatrix reference...deprived childhood much!? :D

Anyhoo...what am I supposed to be :)

I love that Darren said hey to Harry and remember Chris being insecure about their budding friendship so held his hand. Too. Cute.

The monster book of monsters is my favourite book of monsters. Just saying :)

The team building exercises-what do these consist of? Im intrigued! And lol at Darren pushing Chris off the bench in excitement :D And they're both going to Michigan! Cos we all know how much Darren loves Michigan! Yay!

Chapter 9 now please :) Ooh! LOOK! IT'S ALREADY THERE!!!! :) : )

Author's Response:

Ginny is very relieved that you've cleared up the misunderstanding.  Her whiskers are now twitching with anticipation rather than fear.  ;)

Yes, I love the Joe's Pub version.  Can't figure out why I find it so sexy, but I do.  Don't judge me.  

Sorry, but you'll just have to keep ranting to me here, 'cause I'm afraid of Tumblr.  And pretty much all social media, actually.  And I don't want to lose my fear, 'cause then I'm afraid that all I'd ever do is sit in front of a screen.  Which, sorry, but no.  I need a balanced life, where I actually leave my house sometimes to walk my dogs and ride my horse and hang with my friends.  ;D

I'm glad that you asked about the team-building exercises.  'Cause as I was walking my dogs last night (which, BTW, is when I generally pre-write my stories) I was thinking that in the reprise I'd have Darren describe them.  So hold onto your curiosity for a little while, and soon you're questions will be answered.

Next review now, please.  :)  Ooh!  LOOK!  IT'S ALREADY THERE!!!!  :D 

Reviewer: crisssquared Signed
Date: March 08, 2014 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 - "What if I want to kiss you?"

Last chapter before rating change, huh? Guess I should finish now then....yeah... OKAY.  :D

I can't picture Ryan playing a guitar. Why can't I picture that?! :(

Happy trails...tee hee. My god, I'm such a child sometimes...I worry about myself...:D

Gah! Darren! Stop winking at Chris and singing songs to him! I can't handle it!

Massages. Coming out stories. "I THINK I'M GAY" Ya think?! REALLY?! Weeeeeee! I love this story :) :) :) 

Author's Response:

OMG - your deliciously filthy mind!  I was NOT thinking that when I mentioned "Happy Trails."  That's actually a song we used to sing at camp.  Now a treasured childhood memory has been forever besmirched.  Thank you.  And I don't mean that sarcastically.  I'm actually delighted with the besmirching.  ;D

Oh, and don't worry too much about the rating change.  As you may (or may not) remember, it will take this story a while to earn the M.

Reviewer: crisssquared Signed
Date: March 08, 2014 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10 - “Things are about to get really complicated.”

"Why does anything have to be complicated?" I love how he sees everything through pink shades. Cos nothing is scary if it's pink :)

"Are you decent?"

"No, but I've got my pyjamas on".  This line just killed me. I NEED to find a way to incorporate that into a sentance somehow. How do I do that?! It's my favourite line, like, EVER.  Cheeky shit Darren is my favourite kinda Darren :)

Oh, and anyone else reading the chapter end notes. Read HYBCCT....BUT DON'T READ IT AT WORK. Nuff said ;)

Author's Response:

LOL - yes, thank you for the public service announcement.  I don't want to be responsible for getting anyone fired.  ;)

Glad you're enjoying cheeky Darren.  Unfortunately, that line is one that you need someone else to set you up for.  But if we're ever in the same hemisphere, I'll try to give you an opening.  ;D

Well, nothing except pink goats...  ;D  (And now anyone who's reading these reviews who isn't familiar with my TLOS story is completely confused...)

Reviewer: crisssquared Signed
Date: March 08, 2014 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11 - "No one will suspect a thing."

Ooh this felt like a good long chapter :) It's getting dark outside, and someone is having a bonfire (maybe just a log burner but humour me...) and it smellslike camp. You know when it's been a hot day, then cools in the evening? That smell of fresh, clean air? Mixed with burning wood and the birds singing each other to sleep, and the crickets outside my window...not hard to drift off into this chapter :) Just need someone to make me smores...;)

I have no idea how you make a kiss so Hot. It probably has something to do with the bunkhouse and the door. That's my theory.

JESUS. My cat just jumped in through the window and scared the SHIT out of me. I was in my happy place :( But she came in for cuddles, so meh... :)'s so cute that the only thing the others are noticing is that they're not as touchy feely-I love how when you try to "Act natural" you only succeed in doing the opposite! Silly boys :) Silly boys IN LOVE :) :) 


Author's Response:

Oh, now I want to be at camp.  And I would totally make you s'mores.  :D

Reviewer: crisssquared Signed
Date: March 08, 2014 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12 - "Trying to make up for lost time"

NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH FLUFF. Infact, you're gonna have to stand Ms Ginny in some fabric softener so she goes super fluffy. That'll work, right?! I told myself the last chapter I read would be my last for tonight, but my brain still won't switch off after my ridiculous-movie-worthy-not-in-a-good-way day so I'm back in my happy place :) The fluff is definitely appreciated right now :)

I love how accurate this chapter is in regards to the whole sleeping with another human being in your bed for the first time. And, again, Darren is Mr Oblivious. I swear that boy could sleep standing up on a donkey. Now THERE'S an image for ya ;)

I just love how real this story is. With Chris' internal monologue (did I mention that I can't WAIT for the top secret retelling?!!!) and the occasional awkwardness. It's awesome reading them discovering each other :)! I want my dreams to be filled with happy thoughts, so I'm filling my braing with CC horsey goodness in an attepmt to push all the other stuff out! Onwards.... :)

Author's Response:

Well, I took you at your word that there's no such thing as too much fluff, but then this happened:  (I may have accidentally thrown in a little bleach along with the fabric softener.)  I think Ginny's going to need a little trip to the hairdresser before she can be seen in public.  ;)

I have to confess that I'm having mixed feelings about your reviews.  Partly they're making me want to go back and re-read this story myself, and partly they're making me excited about the prospect of diving back into it for the reprise, but partly I'm getting nervous that I won't be able to re-create the magic.  'Cause everything you're saying is everything I wished to accomplish, and what if I ruin it?  AHHHHH!  AUTHOR ANGST!!!  HELP!!!

Reviewer: crisssquared Signed
Date: March 08, 2014 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13 - "I promised I wasn't going to push you."

haha! He's such a cuddle whore he forgot to take his boots off :D And I like their version of negotiations. Imagine what a beautiful world we would live in if all conflicts were solved with kisses. That's a pretty happy thought :)

And damn that alarm clock. I think I also would have had to fight the urge to throw it across the room. If that alarm clock had eyes, I BET it would have "accidentally" run out of batteries... :D

But still, even in the middle of everything, Darren knows and CARES about how Chris is feeling. And the more chapters I read in this, the more I love him (and, I suppose, you-seeing as you wrote it!).  I'm gonna have to officially call it a night (although technically it's gone midnight so it's morning...)-I'm working tomorrow.  BUT I do have Monday off, which may be an appropriately timed day off for me to do some updating of my own...;)

Author's Response:

Oh, I love this Darren, too.  Back while I was writing this (a year ago!) I remember telling a friend that I was a little concerned that all of the straight girls reading this were going to be disappointed if they couldn't find boyfriends as wonderful as Darren.  And, unfortunately, I don't know if there are any straight boys like the Darren in this story.  Or maybe even any gay boys.  'Cause I realized that I was writing from my own experience, which kind of makes Chris and Darren lesbians...  ;D

Yay - you've got Monday off.  And you know just what I'd like to read come Monday morning.  :D

Reviewer: crisssquared Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: March 16, 2014 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14 - "Someone's feeling friendly this morning."

Gah! I just saw the fluffy Ginny pic and nearly died! Too much fluff! Too much fluff! :D But tell her I still love her-and to prove it here I am.  I hope she understands how much of a hardship it is to re-read on of my favourite ever fics... ;)

Well planned breath freshening is never a bad thing.  And smiling through kisses is just too awesome :)  And a wise soul once told me that the best sex scenes end in laughter...guess she knew what she was talking about... :)

Of COURSE Robert suspects! How could he not?!  I love the interaction with the camp leaders toward the end, and how they are finally able to be "out" (so to speak...!) about their budding romance :)

Seeing as I enjoy sending you Darren spam (because you send it back sometimes and it makes me happy), here-have the best song ever with, without a shadow of a doubt, the best interruption EVER.


Author's Response:

Ginny's wiggling her little nose with glee.  And, embarrassingly enough, so am I.  ;D  What can I say?  We just love your reviews.  :D

So you remembered my comment about the laughter, huh?  Well, I stand by my words.  (And by my tendency to giggle...)  ;)

Thank you for reminding me about the best song with the best interruption ever.  Always good for a re-watch.  Here's the second best song with the second best interruption ever:  Enjoy!  :D 

Reviewer: crisssquared Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: March 19, 2014 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15 - "Wait - that was supposed to be a secret?"

Oh Cory :( It still makes me kinda sad reading him in fics. I know he isn't heavily featured in this, but the line where he's like "This is supposed to be a secret?" I could hear him saying it. It's still wierd to think he's not around...

But onto happier things :) Wait.  Darrens brother is in a band?! SERIOUSLY?! I had NO idea (she says with Freelance Whales playing in the background..) ;) I love how much of a proud lil bro he is, even in the beautiful land of fic :)

Chris' resolve is strong.  I will say no more ;)  

I have a dilema for you to assist with...I was talking to a colleague at work today, and confessed what I like to call my "Boy crush" on Darren Criss.  She googled him, and ended up bringing up a pic of Kevin Mchale. I have no frikkin clue how.  After bursting into nervous laughter, I pointed her toward the ACTUAL Darren Criss.  She said, and I quote, "I don't see it" and told me to go and see P!nk in concert again to "Cure myself"...I love my colleagues :D  I need, in your opinion, the best video to change her mind. And I know you are up for the challenge.  Ok...GO :D


Author's Response:

Okay, it's taking me way too long to respond to this review, 'cause I really don't want to disappoint you, but I'm afraid I just might not be up for the challenge you've presented.  I've spent the last hour watching Darren videos (what a terrible hardship you've put me through) trying to find just the right one.  But the thing is, I don't think he can be encapsulated in a single video.  Or even in a string of them.  You kind of need the whole Darren picture, which your colleague is probably not going to put in the time to experience.  So I'll just pass on two very different ones that I happen to enjoy. Darren feeling himself up before singing about pheromones: And Darren showing that he loves us all so much, how could we help but love him back?

Oh, and anything with Darren and Chuck together is by definition adorable.  :D



Reviewer: crisssquared Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: March 19, 2014 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16 - "We've never done anything like that before."

God I love them.  Too much.  And I love how you write.  Probably more.  Ok, enough with the ego stroking...;)

Pahaha, I love how Darren wastes no time-as soon as he realises his folks are out he's all "LET ME SHOW YOU MY ROOM GODDAMIT" :D And the images I got from "Darrens natural habitat" a little tiny wild man in a cave, banging his chest and shouting UGG. Kinda like this...

I loved how you captured the nervous terror of first shared shower times, especially with Darren busting Chris checking him out - too adorable :)

And you are a shameless review whore for leaving it there!! BUT, I'm smart y'see.  Cos number one: I've already read this. And number two: I can review now and see the next chapter INSTANTLY! LIKE MAGIC!!! :) :)

Author's Response:

No, no, it's never enough with the ego stroking.  Tell me more about how amazing I am...  ;D

And you are amazing, too, 'cause not only do you provide reviews, but you also make me laugh, and you give me Darren pics, to boot.  So yay for you!!!  :D

Reviewer: crisssquared Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: March 19, 2014 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17 - "If you wash my back, I'll wash yours."

Haha-Chris' spider senses were tingling :D What's a pervy name for spider senses? I'm sure you'll think of one on my behalf...:D

Chris "Is this ok?" Darren "Nah.  Not really fond of being lathered and fondled in the shower".  Hooray for the dumbass stupid question of the century :D

And, equally, hooray for smut.  Which I'm not gonna review in depth (so to speak...) because I've gone all shy and I'm hiding my red face under my bloncho ;)

So...what random link can I send you....*Thinks hard*...OOH! THIS ONE!  THE QUOTE OF THE CENTURY AT THE END.  Oh tiny beautiful, unsubtle man :D

Author's Response:

Did I like your random video?  OH GOD, YES!  ;D

If you think that was the dumbass stupid question of the century, imagine being asked in the shower "What's that string?  And why won't it come off when I'm tugging at it?"  OMG - teenage boys are SO clueless...  And now you're making my face turn red, but I've got no bloncho to hide it under.  ;)

Have I mentioned that I'm a bit under the weather?  Apparently it's messing with my brain to fingers filter...  ;)


Reviewer: crisssquared Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: March 19, 2014 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18 - "Not Alone"

Urrrghhhhh....I remember this chapter reducing me to a pile of sap last time, and this time is no different! 

They're not holding hands while doing their laundry.  Nope.

They're not making out and snuggling on a couch.  Nope.

Chris isn;t being welcomed into the Criss household with open arms. Nuh uh.


Dead. That is all. Oh, and this to pick myself up from the pile in in on the floor.  ADORABLE.

Author's Response:

Yay for adorable fictional Chris and Darren.  :D

And super-yay for real-life adorable Darren singing Hey Dragon!  "So please don't eat me (I love that line)."  And the "something something" when he (of course) forgets the words.  La la la la la...  :D 

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